January 2010
i've got issues.
dad: i think you have issues.
me: what issues ?
dad: height issues.
me: what you talking about ?
dad: well, there much be a reason you feel the need to buy these high heels isn't it ?
me: it's not THAT high larh.
dad: excuse me ? its like 5 inches!
me: well i like feeling tall ok!
dad: you're not that short you know. hence height issues.
Zoom zoom
The ferarri in the next lane speed past and swerved between cars all the while still speeding. But guess what, we caught up with him anyway. Cause no matter how fast you go, you’re still gonna get stuck in the traffic jam
Vampire or zombie
Judging from shows like twilight, vampire diaries and true blood for the vampire side and zombieland, I am legend and the resident evil series for the zombie side, I can conclude that I would rather be attacked by a vampire than a zombie.
Because when a zombie bites you, it literally bites a chunk of your flesh out. Like how we eat fried drumsticks. Plus the moment you’re biten you become...
Skins.
Pandora: [phone rings] Morning, mum... yeah, thanks. Super-duper great night at the youth centre. I made soup, we prayed and recycled socks. Soup - for the homeless. They love soup. Um, cream of mushroom... Okey-dokey. Effy says howdy doody. See you later, alligator.
Jim Stonem: Did you just...? That was a pack of lies.
Pandora: Oh, you can't tell my mum the truth. She'd only do agony flip and go ra-ra.
Jim Stonem: Is she speaking English?
Effy Stonem: She means the truth hurts, Dad. it's for her own good.
Jim Stonem: Oh...
Bonnie Tyler Shakedown
Visit you at Baskin Robins all the time To let you know that I am yours and you are mine So we can take long walks through central park And hold each others hands to fight the dark So you know that you’re never on your own
-Hellogoodbye
5 ways to hack your brain into awesomeness →
The Hangover
Doctor: Rufees. Commonly known as the date rape drug.
Alan: What...what are you saying I was ..raped last night?
Doctor: Actually, ...I don't think so.
“A gourmet is a person who’s totally devoted to eating” - Lu wenfu”
The sick bug
The worst part about being sick is when you know you’re gonna be sick but you’re not actually sick yet. It’s like you got all the symptoms but it’s jut not serious enough for you to just stay home and sleep all day.
It’s like when your whole body aches and your nose is runny. But you still gotta drag yourself outta bed to go uni/work. That really is the worst part
dreams
i had a theory that the more movies i watched in a week the more surreal my dreams at night were. so to test this i watched about 3 movies per day for 5 days. then spent the other 5 days not watching any movies at all. and i found that during the week that i watched movies i had memorably exciting dreams and during the week i didn’t watch any movies i had no dreams or relatively boring...
“We are all guilty of the same things. We think the thoughts whether or not we...”
it all starts again.
the fact that i’m in Singapore now reminds me that in about a weeks time i’ve got to go back to my routines of getting up early for classes and sleeping late rushing assignments. and that’s kinda depressing =(
“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” - Bill...”
“A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the...”
Avatar
i finally watched Avatar last friday. it can only be described as EPIC. i mean so what if the storyline isn’t all that outstanding. the environment created by James Cameron was enough to cover the cost for my 3d ticket. definetely a must watch =)
“Beautiful people are sometimes more prone to keep you waiting than plain people...”
“It is totally impossible to be well dressed in cheap shoes” - Sir Hardy...”